FireAnts – The Story

Not all to long ago there was a FireAnt colony living on a phone pole,
FireAnts love electromagnetism – it keeps them warm,
cozy and they can vibe on the high frequency they like.

It was quite unintentionally, but the FireAnts listened to news and reports brodcasted. When the FireAnts started to focus on what was transmitted by the humans, they became attentive and where shocked. For a long time, the FireAnts thought that humans, despite their big brains, silly big inhabitants of their planet, would behave just like them. How can it be? Central authorities, governments, big banks and large corporations of man do not help their society, no, they want to destroy it - whipe out humanity! But no, resentment, greed and envy - the FireAnts did not know.

Only by listening to the human messages they became aware of this and realized that the planet Earth is in great danger because of human behavior. Aware of this danger, the FireAnts immediately knew what to do! Humans, who have already set foot in space are about to become a multi-planetary society. Soon they will spread their corrupted centralized and destructive society throughout the whole solar system. This could not be accepted by the FireAnts, they must intervene. So without hesitation, the FireAnts leave their comfort zone and beloved hive to colonize the solar system, yet the whole galaxy before humans.

Due to FireAnts decentralized nature, the knowlege about the human malicious intentions rapidly spread out among the FireAnts colonies. In no time, the world FireAnts population was aware. "We have to defend against the thread" the FireAnts said, "we have to fight for the right of liberty, the right of self-determination!"
Snitching at the human space centers of the world, the FireAnts gathered lot's of information. They found a lot of inefficiency and squandering, the rockets which are built by humans are actually not suitable to colonize the space, therefore the idea of flying to the moon in a spaceship has been rejected by the FireAnts. The solution of how to conquer outer space was far more simple, hidden deep inside the nature of FireAnts. ...

The FireAnts live in Tribes with multiple colonies, all connected to each other. Each FireAnt shares its knowledge with its neighbours and other FireAnts coming along the way. FireAnts are very good recuters – if a FireAnt is faced with a task that cannot be accomplished alone, the message will be spread and other FireAnts rush to assist. This way the FireAnts are able to solve tasks that seem to be impossible, they can cross insurmountable obstacles. But it is always the same thing - the FireAnts hold on to their adjacent FireAnt arms, legs or antennae to form a unit that has an unstoppable power. The FireAnts form a chain, a chain for the right of liberty, for the right of self-determination, an unstoppable chain in which every action is unalterably preserved!

The Story - It continues: The FireAnts want to reach the Moon without using a rocket and without expending a lot of energy. The FireAnts gathered in a convenient place and begun to form a chain. One FireAnt connected to the next FireAnt and another and another and so on and so forth. In the beginning, the FireAnts chain protruded only a few inches out of the FireAnts burrow, and the FireAnts chain grew yard by yard until it was more than a mile high. Farther and farther the FireAnts built their chain into the sky, it already towered above the clouds. It didn't take long to reach weightless space - then the chain tightened, and the FireAnts chain formation continued at increasing speed. Precisely aligned to the Moon, the FireAnts chain grew with unstoppable speed, but soon the last of the two hundred and ten million FireAnts had joined the chain. Immediately, the rearmost FireAnt began to break free and climb up the chain, directly followed by the now last FireAnt of the chain. Soon they reached the top of the FireAnts chain and joined it as the foremost link. Using this method, the FireAnts chain moved freely through the universe and reached their destination, the Moon, in a very short time!

side note: As soon as the FireAnts reached their destination, they saw a small rocket with a dog in it explode halfway to the Moon. A negligent "tweet" had destroyed the retail engines of the rocket!

Switzerland Address

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Bahnhofplatz 2
CH-4133 Pratteln

Germany Address

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Nollingerstr. 68
79618 Rheinfelden

United States Address
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  • 339 West D Street Suite 1
  • US-Lemoore, CA. 93245


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